The Good Old-Fashioned "Corrupt a Wish" Game

[rybett]

Granted, but it's my daughter's and she comes with it. 
I wish my cats were toilet trained.

[Sarahlacewing]

Granted, but the rest of your house falls down.

I wish [you] would come play ponies with me!

Yay!!!

Granted, but it's my daughter's and she comes with it. 
I wish my cats were toilet trained.

Granted but as soon as they learn how to use the potty you forget for the rest of your life and must wear diapers.

I wish this pony would rehair itself.

[rybett]

MEAN Sarah!!!  Bleah.  I'll stay with the mechanical boxes thankyouverymuch.

[Eviecorn]

Granted, but it's in the ugliest shade of rotten pennies ever, and has a smell to match.

I wish money grew on trees.

[lisey_baby]

Granted but it is only Monopoly money

I wish my child would sleep more

[Rainbowjuice]

Granted, but the rest of your house falls down.

I wish [you] would come play ponies with me!

LETS GO!

[Souffaloufagous]

Granted, but now they are asleep for 100 years like sleeping beauty. 

I wish that it wasn't going to rain tomorrow when we are moving into our new apartment. 

[Eviecorn]

Granted.  There will be five earthquakes instead. 

I wish ice cream wasn't fattening.

[Souffaloufagous]

(DARN didn't even think of that giant loophole. lol.  )

Granted, but instead it makes you shrink, and you eat so much that you eventually vanish into thin air!


I wish that this hotel didn't have such ugly carpeting.
SERIOUSLY.  It's hideous.

[Rainbowjuice]

There's nothing to be done for ugly carpet. Sorry :p

[Souffaloufagous]

There's nothing to be done for ugly carpet. Sorry :p

Alas, that is probably true. 

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[Saja]

Granted, now your Hotel has beautiful carpet, but the bed is now a shoebox.
I wish I could be happy all the time!

[Souffaloufagous]

Awww, I don't want to ruin that wish. 

[hyenacub]

Granted, but you also have t put up with tickle torture for an hour every day. 

I wish that I could make my back stop itching.

[kaoskat]

Granted, but now your armpit will itch everytime someone looks at you, forcing you to scratch like a monkey everytime you are around people.

I wish it was Christmas already!