Corrupt Wish Game

[Strawberry Swirl]

Granted, but there's 6 feet, not inches.

I wish I had unlimited money.

[Charmer]

Granted, but it's foreign money and no one will exchange it for you so you can't spend it.

I wish I could speak and understand every language in the world.

[mlp4me]

You got it, except when you talk to others it is not in their same dialect and your tongue is blue...

I would like some macaroni and cheese please...

[mopthebunny]

Granted, but you have to give it all to someone else.

I wish I was famous

[StrawberrySundance]

Granted, but you have to give it all to someone else.

I wish I was famous

Granted! But it turns out you're infamous!


I wish I had a record player, the vinyls I've bought looked like they haven't been played for years! 

[invaderhorizongreen]

you have a player, but it is in the most obnoxious neon colors and op art to boot.

I wish I had rare ponies.

[Safflower]

Granted, but someone has made them 20 times bigger than their normal size!

I wish all my ponies were clean and styled.

[mopthebunny]

Granted, but their hair has all been styled into dreadlocks.

I wish I could eat as much as I wanted without getting fatter

[Strawberry Swirl]

Granted but you can't taste anything anymore!


I wish I could refill my food at the snap of a finger...

[Charmer]

Granted, but it only refills with food you don't like.

I wish I had a photographic memory.

[Mewtwofan1]

Granted, except due to it being a PHOTOgraphic memory, you cannot remember anything other than what you saw.
     I wish I had the ability to open portals, like what void in incredible 2 does, and use them to travel.