Corrupt Wish Game

[invaderhorizongreen]

Granted, but someone else will already have bought it.

I wish my clothes never needed to be cleaned.

Granted but they will always be tacky and hideous
I wish I had a new game system.

[Strawberry Swirl]

Granted, but it’ll be one of those dumb Chinese 400 in 1 plug-n-plays with bad knock off games.

I wish I could shapeshift.

[Ponyfan]

Granted, but you can only shapeshift as something that is contained in something else, so liquid inside a glass, candy inside a box, an animal in a cage at the zoo etc..


I wish I could find a big bag of flawless diamonds.



Ponyfan

[Minty_Magic]

Granted, but it turns out they were stolen by a thief and you have to turn them over to the police as evidence.

I wish I had a cozy camper van and could live wherever I wanted in it.

[Charmer]

Granted, but you have to share it with loads of smelly, unwashed, and noisy students who can't afford a proper house.

I wish I could control people with my mind and make them do whatever I want.

[Mewtwofan1]

      New item: from my friend mom:
Wish granted: but they only understand every second word you tell them. Be creative with your sentences.
    I wish for a TARDIS.

[Ponyfan]

Granted but while you can use it to time travel, you can only exit and enter it in your own time.


I wish I could swim like a fish


Ponyfan

[Mami Tomoe]

Granted but while you can use it to time travel, you can only exit and enter it in your own time.


I wish I could swim like a fish


Ponyfan

You can but you are a minnow when you use it

I want to live in the pony world as a pony

[Strawberry Swirl]

Granted, but you’re just a background character, and don’t ever meet any of your favorite ponies.


I wish it wasn’t so darn cold outside, it’s so cold it’s dangerous to leave the house!

[Charmer]

Granted, but now it's too cold inside all buildings you enter and you're shivering all the time.

I wish Bumblebee from Transformers was real and was my own car.

[Ponyfan]

Granted but when he decides to go on a mission he drops you off on the side of the road and you have no idea when he will return.

I wish I had my own swimming pool so I could swim whenever I wanted.


Ponyfan

[StrawberrySundance]

Granted, but it's an extremely small kiddie pool so it's quite difficult to swim in.

I wish I could levitate.

[Taffeta]

Granted, but once up in the air, you're not able to land on the ground again.

I wish someone else would do my class preparation for me.

[Ponyfan]

Granted, but they do all of their preparation by watching cartoons or anime.


I wish I could win the lottery.


Ponyfan

[Charmer]

Granted, but you lose your ticket and have no way of claiming the money.

I wish there was at least 6 inches of snow on the ground all year round.