Corrupt Wish Game

[Charmer]

I started playing the number association game and thought maybe some of you would be up for this one again too?

For those who don't know the rules, I'll start off my making a wish, for example, "I wish for a pot of gold coins".
The next person will grant the wish but with a twist, such as, "Granted, but they are all chocolate coins." And then they make a wish themselves.

Ok? Here goes.

I wish unicorns were real!

[BlackCurtains]

Wish granted, but they're carnivorous and only eat horses.

I wish I lived underground 

[Mewtwofan1]

Request granted, except it’s rainy season, so the ground is prone to flooding.
     I wish I had the ability to read minds.

[banditpony]

Request granted, except it’s rainy season, so the ground is prone to flooding.
     I wish I had the ability to read minds.

Granted. You have the ability to read minds.. but only people's dirty thoughts.

I wish that I was better at keeping plants alive.

[Kiwi]

Granted, but every plant turns into Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors

I wish the cold weather would go away forever - never any colder than -10 at most

[Shatyr]

Granted, but now all temperature is in Kelvin. Good luck with that -10 wintertime.

I wish that dishes washed and dried themselves without complaint.

[Ponyfan]

Granted, but now that they do it themselves you only have 5 minutes to eat your meals.

I wish I could breathe underwater.


Ponyfan

[tailrustedtealeaf]

Granted, but you can no longer breathe out of water.
I wish that I could produce any food out of thin air.

[Charmer]

Granted, but when you magic the food it turns out that it's coming from a local supermarket.
They realise it's disappearing and you end up getting arrested for theft and put in prison.

I wish I could invent something to change the world for the better.

[Mewtwofan1]

Wish granted. But, in an ironic twist, you cannot use your invention or any product it makes to benefit yourself, and nobody can use it to help you.
    I wish I was able to speak any language.

[Safflower]

Granted, but nobody can understand you.

I wish I wasn't so tired!

[StrawberrySundance]

Wish granted, but now you have trouble sleeping!

I wish I had clairvoyance! (Second sight)

[Ponyfan]

Granted but you can no longer remember important dates in the present like holiday, birthdays when you have to go to work, etc..

I wish I could instantly appear in any location that I wanted to visit.


Ponyfan

[Strawberry Swirl]

Granted, but you can only wish to go to particular countries- you will actually be placed in a random spot within that country. You could wind up at an exquisite hotel, a shopping mall with many special sales, or in the middle of nowhere with no way to contact anybody for help and no trace of civilization for miles. The possibilities are endless!

I wish that I can find a G1 pony today when I go shopping with my dad.

[Taffeta]

Granted, but someone else will already have bought it.

I wish my clothes never needed to be cleaned.