Hilariously Bad Pony Auction Photos?

[Goanna]

Omg talk about in-your-face!! 

[Teddy]

The top one is obviously "when you accidentally open the front facing camera"

[StrawberrySundance]

When you think you look decent in your passport photos but you get them back and they look like this...

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[Leave a Whisper]

These are great!

[Noasar]

The top one is obviously "when you accidentally open the front facing camera"

EVERY TIME!

This was also me this morning when my alarm didn’t go off and I was almost late to work! 

[Carrehz]

I love this thread!!

[Bebopgroove]

When you have to renew your photo ID.. what you hope it will look like:
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How it turns out:

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[Noasar]

Guys, I have some more...

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Do you have somewhere to be all dressed up like that Bouncy?

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The hair, the eyes...which one's looking at you? Nobody knows..

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And lastly....'the trophy hunter'. Why???

[Taffeta]

That last one reminds me of the half a sea pony being used as a pen pot and a cigarette lighter holder...

[Safflower]

Oh, I always see those frilly auction photos when browsing eBay

[Noasar]

Oh, I always see those frilly auction photos when browsing eBay

Oh no really?! Is this some sort of trend we aren’t caught up on?! It doesn’t seem like the best selling technique because you actually see less of the pony, but points for effort!

[NightGliderSA]

Oh, I always see those frilly auction photos when browsing eBay

Oh no really?! Is this some sort of trend we aren’t caught up on?! It doesn’t seem like the best selling technique because you actually see less of the pony, but points for effort!

I think it is one seller... and they have done it to poor old Chief. Frills are not his thing.

And the trophy is just wrong. I mean who would ever, EVER, do that?! I saw that auction and shared it with our SA collectors WhatsApp group. I think it's Posey who was sacrificed though. On another track, what's up with all the auctions with just pony heads / bodies? What do people DO with the rest of the ponies?

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[kingluke]

I found these morning hair ponies, going for 20 bucks each way overpriced.
I don't know how to place pics tho, just imagine bad condition ponies witht their hair sticking straight up.

[Shaz]

Replacement heads for restoration 
I don't know why I'm laughing, I once bought a (cheap) headless Princess Amethyst because I felt sorry for her....

[lovesbabysquirmy]

heads have been used as an art medium before.  it's hysterically funny once you stop freaking out about the loss of the bodies. 

this one is like, normally trophies are all majestic and RAWR, and this is like... Stoic Magical Horse.