What is the Silliest pony name ever?

[Miniature Sheep]

I never realised Tootie Tails was a bit erm...risqué! I’m clearly so innocent 

On the other hand, there’s Morning Glory and Spunky the camel. I mean, really...someone was having a good laugh in the office that day 

What's so bad about Spunky? It means someone who is sassy

Speaking as someone with an incredibly filthy mind, spunky can also mean something very not-Arena-appropriate.

[Barnacle_lady]

Tootsie...it also makes me think about that 80s movie

[Noasar]

I never realised Tootie Tails was a bit erm...risqué! I’m clearly so innocent 

On the other hand, there’s Morning Glory and Spunky the camel. I mean, really...someone was having a good laugh in the office that day 

What's so bad about Spunky? It means someone who is sassy

Speaking as someone with an incredibly filthy mind, spunky can also mean something very not-Arena-appropriate.

I think maybe it’s just a UK thing

[Leave a Whisper]

Bright Bramley-what on earth even is a bramley?

It's a type of apple used in certain baking recipes. Her symbol is an apple so it sort of makes sense... 

Ohhh.

Post Merge: May 23, 2018, 03:36:55 PM

I never realised Tootie Tails was a bit erm...risqué! I’m clearly so innocent 

On the other hand, there’s Morning Glory and Spunky the camel. I mean, really...someone was having a good laugh in the office that day 

What's so bad about Spunky? It means someone who is sassy

Speaking as someone with an incredibly filthy mind, spunky can also mean something very not-Arena-appropriate.

I think maybe it’s just a UK thing

I'm sorry I asked...

[Esbayne]

I never realised Tootie Tails was a bit erm...risqué! I’m clearly so innocent 

On the other hand, there’s Morning Glory and Spunky the camel. I mean, really...someone was having a good laugh in the office that day 

What's so bad about Spunky? It means someone who is sassy

It can, but it can also be.. risque slang for something. xD



Most of the pony names don't bother me because they are supposed to be whimsical pony names, and some of them (like Morning Glory) are totally funny with a dirty mind, but it usually brings to mind, for me, what their namesake actually is, like Morning Glory flowers. (Although I did find her name funny for another reason, because Morning Glories are known for being "trippy" flowers)

Most of the ponies I was thinking of have already been mentioned, but I'll chime in and say any ponies with names that could totally be innuendos are pretty bad.
Pillow Talk? Whooa, Hasbro! Lmao!
I feel like there might have been a bit more innocence when it came to stuff like that in the 80's, now-a-days I'm sure parents would be saying something immediately because of how those things can be taken, lol, even if it is most likely going to go right over kids' heads.

-Also, pony names that are 100% fart jokes, those are pretty bad. xD
-Sniffles is "meh" to me, but Sticky? Eww.
-Also ponies with full phrases for a name, Tink-A-Tink-A-Too and Up Up and Away, Bunches O' Fun, Wish-A-Whirl, etc, just whaat. What a mouthful! xD I usually call my Tink-A "Tink." I mean, at least it wasn't Tinkle? I wouldn't put it past Hasbro. xD
-Baby Paws for some reason is one I don't like, I call him Baby Scottie because of his scottie dog symbol.
-That being said, I'm a hypocrite here because of Scottie^ but Princess Tiffany. Blegh. Why would a pony have a human name? I call her by her UK name, Princess Pearl.
-4-Speed is kind bizarre too, I prefer Trucker
-Not fond of "Scootaloo" very much
-The overuse of "Dazzle" in G4 names where it is totally unneeded is painful (Daring Do Dazzle, Mrs. Dazzle Cake, what? Dewdrop Dazzle is an exception because that was meant to be her name, idk why they tacked it on to a bunch of others for no reason, those aren't their canon names, I don't think- not in the shows or comics or anything?)

That's all I've got right now.

[MerryAnvil]

I'm going to agree with Tink-a-Tink-a-Too. I grew up with G3 and I can't tell you how many times I had to answer the 'what was her name again?' question for my little sister (Tink was one of her first ponies). Good lord. We both just ended up calling her 'Tink' because it was ridiculous for a six year old and a 3 year old to try and remember that name, no matter how well-read we were even then.

I also agree with the human-named ponies. Like 'Logan' Berrytown from My Little Pony Tales. Logan. What...what the heck? He's surrounded by ponies with all these very pony-like names like Sweetheart and Bright Eyes and Bon-Bon, and the poor guy is stuck with Logan. *shakes head*

I got a good laugh at Burnt Oak from FiM. I love his character a lot, but the name is still hilarious to me, I'm not sure why. The thought of his parents just going 'What should we name our kid? Oh I know! Burnt Oak!' I feel that way about a lot of the G4 names haha.

[lockette]

she's one of my favorite G3s, but Brights Brightly. what the f hasbro cMON

[Strawberry Swirl]

I’m a little offended that nobody has mentioned Gigglebean yet. Poor Gigglebean.

[princessluna11706]

Lots of Newborn Twin sets had silly names, but Sticky & Sniffles are the worst IMO.   Both names are kind of gross on their own, but when you pair them up all I can think of is someone with a severe cold working their way through a box of Kleenex.

Don't forget Fairy Tails, who had the tagline of "Birds with happy endings."  Whoa, Hasbro!  TMI!

I laughed so hard I cried

[Leave a Whisper]

I'm going to agree with Tink-a-Tink-a-Too. I grew up with G3 and I can't tell you how many times I had to answer the 'what was her name again?' question for my little sister (Tink was one of her first ponies). Good lord. We both just ended up calling her 'Tink' because it was ridiculous for a six year old and a 3 year old to try and remember that name, no matter how well-read we were even then.

I also agree with the human-named ponies. Like 'Logan' Berrytown from My Little Pony Tales. Logan. What...what the heck? He's surrounded by ponies with all these very pony-like names like Sweetheart and Bright Eyes and Bon-Bon, and the poor guy is stuck with Logan. *shakes head*

I got a good laugh at Burnt Oak from FiM. I love his character a lot, but the name is still hilarious to me, I'm not sure why. The thought of his parents just going 'What should we name our kid? Oh I know! Burnt Oak!' I feel that way about a lot of the G4 names haha.

Tink is a great nickname.

[ZeldaTheSwordsman]

I think shoehorning "Dazzle" into Daring Do and Mrs. Cup Cake's names on the merchandise is a trademark thing. Kinda like certain Transformers characters whose names are deemed too generic to trademark will get the faction name or some other descriptor tacked onto their name.

[dragonfly]

Tootie Tails always makes me giggle

[Leave a Whisper]

Tootie Tails always makes me giggle

Wonder if any little kid nicknamed her Pootie Tails?

[Ponyfan]

I thought of another one Steven Magnet the sea serpent.



Ponyfan

[Heart891011]

My list of the weirdest pony names
Sniffles
Pillow Talk
Swirly Whirly
Woosie
Floater
Napper
Tootie Tails
Romperooni
Hula-Lula
Knick-Knack
Tra-la-la
Fluffaluff
Blushie
Goodie Goodie
Razzaroo
Shenanigans
Tink-A-Tink-A-Too
Toola-Roola
Wishawhirl
Toodleoo
Scootaloo
Swirlypop
Doseydotes
Shoeshine
Mrs Dazzle Cake
Mr Carrot Cake
Snailsquirm
Snipsy Snap
Big Wig
Swanky Hank
Royal Pin