What is the Silliest pony name ever?

[Loa]

Go on, everyone has an opinion on THAT name.

[Leave a Whisper]

Tink-a-tink-a-too
Whizzer
Pillow Talk
Munchy
Tumbletop
Zipzee
Pinkie Pie
Fancy Pants

[Zapper]

Tootie Tails

I mean, come on! Someone did that on purpose. She should have been the one called Pina Colada.

Post Merge: May 22, 2018, 08:38:31 PM

Whizzer

Whizzer, Tootie Tails and Floater could easily form a club. The poop emoji would be their logo.

[northstar3184]

Zapper & LAW already named the first two that came to mind: Tootie Tails and Tink-a-tink-a-too

Fluffaluff & Sneezy Sniffles are a couple others.

[Nemesis]

Tootie Tails. No contest. I was IDing some of my G1s the other day, and my mouth dropped at that name... Yeah, I’m gonna go ahead and call mine something else.

[princessluna11706]

Floater hands down

[Mewtwofan1]

Tink-a-tink-a-too (seriously, how long can one name be?)
Pillow talk (really hasbro? Really?!)
Sew-and-so. Her names just a pun, which get a laugh out of me every time.
Fluffaluff.
Fancy pants, despite the fact ponies don’t really wear pants...
Cranky doodle. Not a pony, but what kind of parents do you have to name you cranky doodle? Probably the same parents as floater or tootie tails.
Baby hula-lula.
Alphabittle. Obviously a Martha speaks fan.
Flippity flop. Do ponies have flip flops? How would they wear them?
And best of all...boogie woogie. I’m sorry, I just see this little guy trying to scare everybody and not because he’s just so gosh darn cute!

[TheBeatlesPkmnFan42]

Tink-a-Tink-a-Too is pretty silly, as many others have said. Though I love how silly her name is. Quite a few other G3s have pretty silly names, too.

Pillow Talk may be one of my favorite ponies ever... but that name....

[ZeldaTheSwordsman]

Pillow Talk takes the cake for me . I mean, how. How did that one get past the radar?
Celebrate is also right up there for how clunky it is as a name.
There's also Score (-insert puerile laughter-), and 4-speed is just plain silly too.

[WingsOfMasquerade]

My pet peeve: Brights Brightly
It sounds like "Bright Spritely" when you say it & there's 100 other cuter things they could have named her but picked that. SunnyBright? Dawn Delight? Sunset Shimmer? (This was before G4 when that name got used)

Wasn't one of the brides rumored to be named Dum Dum De Dum?
(Dumb if true)

I get what they were going for with Tootie Tails where it's like Tootie Fruity but like it comes across more as 'tails that toot' which is wrong. Plus they actually just flat out made Tutti Fruity for real as a pony later so...what was the problem.

Sniffles & Toppy (out of Sniffles/Snookums & Big Top/Toppy) also are a little odd because a pony that always has a runny nose? And "Toppy" just feels super tacked on after they thought up Big Top--like the other is derivative. Jabber & Jebber are also really odd to me because Tops? And a Jab is a fighting move so a Jabber is one who does Jabs which seems odd for a pony? 

Also Pinkie Pie IS really strange if you think about it.
It's just very easy to take that name for granted because it's existed for so long. However, it's not borderline offensive or really ill-planned like some of them.

[ZeldaTheSwordsman]

G3 seemed to go for a lot of cutesy and babytalk names.

As for Jabber, while a jab is a fighting move, "jabber" is a separate move with a different meaning. It's fast-paced, excited talk that tends to make little sense. Like, say, an excited baby talking.

"Tink-a-Tink-a-Too" and the rumored "Dum-Dum-de-Dum" both seem to be musical onomatopoeia names. The former evokes the sound of a toy piano or maybe a xylophone, and the latter is very obviously part of the most-recognized refrain of "Here Comes the Bride".

[Nemesis]

"Tink-a-Tink-a-Too" and the rumored "Dum-Dum-de-Dum" both seem to be musical onomatopoeia names. The former evokes the sound of a toy piano or maybe a xylophone, and the latter is very obviously part of the most-recognized refrain of "Here Comes the Bride".

I always thought “Tink-a-Tink-a-Too” was supposed to evoke the sound of a bell ringing, like her cutie mark. It does sound a bit like a handbell, I guess...

[Shaiyeh]

Whizzer, Tootie Tails and Floater could easily form a club. The poop emoji would be their logo.

You guys, I have literally always read it as TootSie Tails Now I can't stop laughing
I agree with Floater not being a great name either. And Splasher could join the poop emoji club.

Scootaloo is another odd one IMO.

[NightGliderSA]

Tootie Tails, definitely. When I get her one day she will not be called THAT. And Floater will be blessed with a different name in my herd as well. Tut tut Hasbro!

And Guava Lava? Why?

[Moonbreeze]

Whizzer, Tootie Tails and Floater could easily form a club. The poop emoji would be their logo.

You guys, I have literally always read it as TootSie Tails Now I can't stop laughing
I agree with Floater not being a great name either. And Splasher could join the poop emoji club.

OMG same!
Isn't there a Pearly Pie too by the way? Gotta say that Spunky is a bit...