The REAL Greatest Villain in all of MLP

[Leave a Whisper]

The REAL Greatest Villain in all of MLP:

Children who destroy their toys.

That's a common villain for most toylines though 

Common but most destructive.

Well common dangers are dangerous because they are common.

So true. 

[lonewolf]

When the question is put forward "Who is the greatest villain in My Little Pony?" the common answers are G1 Tirac or G4 Tirek or Grogar.  However, they have nothing on the true king of MLP villainy.  No.

The greatest villain in the history of My Little Pony is the "bad man" from Ember's Dream.  Yes, the one who wants to shave off the manes of the Rainbow Ponies to make colorful wigs to sell to rich people in...New York City.  He's literally the stuff of nightmares.  As in he is literally in Ember's nightmares.

Not only that, but he gets away with it.  He does shave off their manes and makes his escape with his ill-gotten gains.  He even captures and holds Majesty - QUEEN MAJESTY.  He never gets his comeuppance.  He's out there somewhere sitting on the pile of cash he made selling his wigs.

He's the Coachman of My Little Pony.  You know, the guy who not only got to continue his business of turning boys into donkeys to sell to the highest bidder but made "BOYSSS" the most terrifying word ever.  Everyone thinks of the Evil Queen, Maleficent, or Ursula as Disney's greatest villains.  However, they all ended up dead.  Similarly, the headliners of My Little Pony are either dead or somehow capture.  Yet these two you know whats do the unspeakable and continue merrily on their way.

So yes, "bad man" is the greatest of all time.  He's still out there, waiting for the next pony to lure into his Barber Shop of DOOM!"

I guess he's.... nauuuuuuughtyyyyy.

"La, la la, la la, la la."

I guess the answer would be Tirek based on what he did in both G1 and G4 (G4 fans still sob at Golden Oaks getting destroyed).

Though to me the greatest will always be Nightmare Moon. 

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So he's that guy huh lonewolf? How did he find his way over the rainbow? Poor ponies. Poor Courage.

[Ponyfan]

Poor unsuspecting ponies if bad man is still out there trying to get them in to his lair to cut their manes to make wigs.


Ponyfan

[SkyCakes]

I will just leave this here. The picture itself is neat. I didnt draw it. : http://imgur.com/WB2cBQ9 its over there

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I will just leave this here. The picture itself is neat. I didnt draw it. : visitors can't see pics , please register or login

Can't see it.

[SkyCakes]

Can't see it.

I fixed it. Although, I had to fight with it.

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Can't see it.

I fixed it. Although, I had to fight with it.

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Poor ponies

[SkyCakes]

Can't see it.

I fixed it. Although, I had to fight with it.

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Poor ponies

They dont know hair does grow back thankfully ember was nice enough to help the growing process start. I wonder if kids got the wrong message hair like its ok to cut pony hair cause it will grow back with a magic formula. :/

[lostpony]

Let's not forget the Glass Princess Porcina and her Three Stooges Raptorians who also cut off the pony hair...after putting them through a humiliating pony wash.

While Porcina was hardly even evil herself, the Raptorians certainly were.  I vote Moe as the worst villain, however I didn't see the second half of G1 yet so I didn't even see the hair-chopper you guys are talking about.  Porcina was making a magic cloak which worked amazingly but your guy was just making a wig for ...vanity?  Just because?  That's pretty capricious and so, i suppose more evil and a worse villain then.

I do agree lonewolf that destroying the Golden Oak Library was a really bad thing, however it's as much Twilight Sparkle's fault as it is Tirek's for drawing his fire.

[Ponyfan]

Thanks for posting that picture Skycakes. I was thinking of that one but wasn't sure where to find it. It reminds me of how the ponies looked after the Ratorians cut their hair in "The Glass Princess"  I've wondered if the Glass Princess also made kids think that their ponies hair would grow back after it was cut.

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Ponies after haircut by LovesBarbie, on Flickr

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Ponies hair starts to grow by LovesBarbie, on Flickr


I can just see bad man waiting  and calling out "What pretty hair you have pony. Come in to my shop. "

Ponyfan

[Jorgito93]

I vote Moe as the worst villain, however I didn't see the second half of G1 yet so I didn't even see the hair-chopper you guys are talking about. 

Well you won't see him in the cartoon.It was in a cassette sold with the Ember that had a symbol.

[Al-1701]

I guess he's.... nauuuuuuughtyyyyy.

"La, la la, la la, la la."

Maybe one of the wigs is to replace his girlfriend's hair.

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I guess he's.... nauuuuuuughtyyyyy.

"La, la la, la la, la la."

Maybe one of the wigs is to replace his girlfriend's hair.

  Might be best to keep Freaky Fred clear of Rapunzel as I recall his furious ex having long golden locks.

[lostpony]

Ah so this Ember's Dream bad man, who is not [you] (haha, copying Loa's trick) is an audio story only?  So we don't know what he looks like, and he's just a figment of Ember's dream?  So Majesty wasn't actually captured then...

Where do I get this recording...were there many audio stories?

Of course, the guy who makes donkeys of boys on their way to Pleasure Island on the other hand is very much out there somewhere...good point, Al.  Monstro too.  And Captain Hook, who's hanging out in Shrek's Far Far Away along with quite a few other villains.