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Author Topic: The history of our ponyland.  (Read 2214 times)

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Re: The history of our ponyland.
« Reply #30 on: June 27, 2017, 03:34:43 PM »
Kinda makes me wonder if some sites are going to be future lost civilizations of the 21st century someday.

"65 million years after the disappearance of the dinosaurs, the first signs of civilization emerged with the ancient city of Pony, as seen here in these early and incomplete fossils...."

"And while the information is not entirely complete, we believe that these equine images and likenesses that appear with startling frequency on some websites represent a cultural following, perhaps even some kind of folk religion. We believe that people in the twentieth and twenty first century may have made monetary offerings to these horse-like deities through a special ritual known as "PAY PAL". Particularly exciting is the archaological evidence thrown up by digital excavation of a site known as "E-BAY", which appears to have been an elaborate pony shrine where many statues and figures of these pony deities were displayed.

Some of these horses represent elements of nature, possibly in connection with a growing concern with the environment and climate change during this period. Others represent daily objects, such as food (including an apparent ritual feast dish called a "Pinkie Pie", or animals and birds. Historians are still trying to determine the meaning of other patterns and mosaics, but believe that designs such as the 'squiggle' probably held some deep cultural meaning."
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