Describe your job badly!

[alkevin]

I  play online mmos, watch tv and movies.

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Unemployed

[aintnobuffalo]

I like the spoilers. Mine has one too now.

[lovesbabysquirmy]

I Take Care of All the Stuff for Everybody and I Also Know Everything  

but not anymore...

[Mewtwofan1]

Well, I can't quite figure out how to put spoilers in mine, so I'll just say here. I'm a high school student.

[Beth3346]

I make impossibly bad ideas somehow work.

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I'm a front end web developer

LOL! Sounds familiar

[Annie]

I encourage people to play with radioactive waste.

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I work as support at a department that handle and cleans up hazardous waste from the environment.

[pawpatrolbab]

I draw bad pictures for money

[Thrice]

I put you to sleep, inject you with potent toxins, and scold your organs for misbehaving.

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ICU nurse

[Kanchii]

I visit pet stores all day and never buy anything.

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I'm a sales rep for a few pet product manufactures

[Mkia]

I play with nesting dolls all day!
Or
I remove large masses from other women with my hands.

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Labor and delivery nurse 

[zombienixon]

I help people make holes in airplanes.

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I work in the engineering department for a company that makes cutting tools.  I work on the projects for aerospace.

[kiwimlp]

Lol, this thread is hilarious.  I buy one persons trash and sell it to somebody else.

[Tulips]

I do other people's least favourite chore in record time, and help people find basic necessities.

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I'm a personal/online shopper for a grocery store... I cannot tell you how many times I'm asked where the eggs are lol.

[Loa]

I fix things and then I break them.

I swear, this is our whole description of us at the Arena!

[kestral_kitsune]

i clean up after people that can't help it, and after people that don't bother too.

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Nursing home House keeper I swear I clean up more after the lazy cna's and nurses than I do the residents D: