Describe your job badly!

[ajmeier55]

I take peoples clothes off and put them to bed.

[little.fox]

I'm dying to know what some of these actually are now!

[Mewtwofan1]

I'm dying to know what some of these actually are now!

Same!

[ponycake]

I take all your personal information before I take your bodily fluids and organs. You never even see me.

[Duenia]

I'm dying to know what some of these actually are now!

Same!

I feel like we should all put the answers under spoilers so people can guess and see if they're right lol.

[dragonlady]

I send people off the island only to have them come back.

Spoiler

I'm a ferry terminal agent

[SnorkMaiden]

I teach people how to cope with other people shouting abuse at them.

Spoiler

I'm a customer care team leader.

[Jinxxy]

I ask dogs for favors.
I also scribble for money.

[lostpony]

I answer the fone and say no.

Spoiler

I also make appointments, write invoices and send faxes.

[KC8114]

I get pooped on... 

Spoiler

I'm a veterinary technician

[Kiwi]

I do all the behind the scenes work so others can do their jobs. Also, I prick myself with a needle to make other people's homes pretty.

Spoiler

I'm program administrative support at a college. I also have an Etsy craft shop.

[Mami Tomoe]

i make sure the animals arnt dead and i also fix old vinal

Spoiler

i am a house sitter that also cleans my little ponies

[dragonfly]

I fix things and then I break them.

[Broken Irishwoman]

(Mine has a spoiler now too! )

[Galactica]

I spend most my days fighting other people with words and long papers that most people can't understand

Spoiler

lawyer