What would you do for your grail pony?

[invinible]

I'll ride her out while everybody else is fighting over the toys.

[hyenacub]

---No one here would actually hurt anyone or fight over a pony in real life. We are just joking around.
In real life the worst that would happen is a bidding war.---

Definitely!  What's going on here is just ridiculousness, which I embrace wholeheartedly.

Of course if anyone touches Lightning before I get there...well, out come the big guns.  I will unleash my army of hyenas.

[Shaz]

I don't know if there are a lot of people who would want to fight me over a deflocked So Soft Ribbon....but if there is, let it just be said that I can be quite fierce and have very pointy elbows!

[hyenacub]

Pointy elbows?  Like--do you stab people with your elbows?

[brightberry]

Haha... I'd love to have my grails but not enough to risk injury over them.      Maybe I would just pull out a giant vacuum and suck them from the center of the room. 

Or we could play white elephant for them. 

[Shaz]

Pointy elbows?  Like--do you stab people with your elbows?

If necessary! 
I was actually thinking of elbowing people aside, putting them off by sticking an elbow in their ribs, or something.
This is making me sound like a really violent person!

[hyenacub]

---Maybe I would just pull out a giant vacuum and suck them from the center of the room. ---

The ponies or the competitors? 

What's white elephant?

Shaz--lol It's oksy.  I sound like a mad scientist with my traps....

[Ponyfan]

I will lie quietly on the floor waiting. Everyone will go right past me and then when everyone thinks I'm not after the ponies I'll jump up and grab my pony and run out of the room.


Ponyfan

[Duenia]

Oh I could sneak in my younger sibling. Kid is tiny, quick, and strong (pointy elbow and those punches x.x).

Then I can hang back while they grab my pony for me lol.

[Leave a Whisper]

---Maybe I would just pull out a giant vacuum and suck them from the center of the room. ---

The ponies or the competitors? 

What's white elephant?

Shaz--lol It's oksy.  I sound like a mad scientist with my traps....

[NovelNerd]

Beat everyone down and run for the pony 

[Einhornbaby]

Lol that kinda reminds me of one of the german MLP cons back then... someone was selling their collection to get the funds for their wedding dress... people were kinda crazy about the ponies o.o

[babypowder]

Ummm......Probaly scream so loud everyone covers their ears and then grab the pony and go. But I don''t know that people would be drooling over a mint Parasol.

[hyenacub]

What is with the pointy elbows?  Were those declared official weapons?   Do I need to, I dunno, gear my traps towards dealing with pointy lbows specifically?