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Re: Canned unicorns
« Reply #30 on: December 15, 2016, 11:47:47 PM »
piinkypiie, yes the poor unicorn in the can, it was funnier when I thought there was actual meat in the can...

Dragonflitter, I am not sure we get the whole unicorn, it looks like there might be a leg missing.  The X's make it so morbid!

Those parts look like they might be made into a nice marionette though, just tie the pieces together with short bits of material, add strings, and make sure to re-embroider those eyes, geesh.

I was also thinking the hand-unicorn parts could be connected together with some soft fabric like a porcelain/fabric doll and it would be pretty nice...except the mouth on that hand unicorn is a bit eeeks-y.

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Re: Canned unicorns
« Reply #31 on: December 16, 2016, 10:21:35 AM »
Do I want to know what the "warning" on the side of the can of meat says......... ?
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Re: Canned unicorns
« Reply #32 on: December 16, 2016, 11:06:29 AM »
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« Reply #33 on: December 16, 2016, 02:06:44 PM »
Don't put your eye out with that thing!  I've seen those, they make me think of the creature that devours whole dimensions in the Yellow Submarine.

The warning might be "if you eat any unicorn meat for real we'll be coming for you".  Makes me think of the Freshman, anypony remember that movie?
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« Reply #34 on: December 16, 2016, 02:40:23 PM »
I found some pics on Ebay of the whole canned unicorn meat cans.

The warning says "This is not an actual food item and is not edible."

The nutrition label says: 100 % organic. free range, cage free unicorn meat and each can has 1337 calories 

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Re: Canned unicorns
« Reply #35 on: December 16, 2016, 08:27:17 PM »
The can has "leet" calories? Wow now there's an outdated reference... lol
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Re: Canned unicorns
« Reply #36 on: December 16, 2016, 08:40:43 PM »
Should say "choking hazard"

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Re: Canned unicorns
« Reply #37 on: December 17, 2016, 05:07:46 AM »
It's a bit gore...
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Re: Canned unicorns
« Reply #38 on: December 17, 2016, 07:41:32 AM »
Yes Khayman81 that's why we've decided to shift all the inventory to France for you. :)

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« Reply #39 on: December 17, 2016, 09:44:12 AM »
Yes Khayman81 that's why we've decided to shift all the inventory to France for you. :)
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Re: Canned unicorns
« Reply #40 on: December 17, 2016, 10:03:29 AM »
Clever, very clever. I think unicorn meat should be a soy product, like it would be magic if it even tasted like meat... lol.

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Re: Canned unicorns
« Reply #41 on: December 17, 2016, 11:01:16 AM »
You're onto something there mlp4me!

Let's gang up on those Think Geek guys and show em they don't know canned unicorns like we do.

ehhhh...um yeah I guess I just said that.  Don't I have some work I'm supposed to be doing???

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Re: Canned unicorns
« Reply #42 on: December 18, 2016, 07:23:21 PM »
I found this description about how the canned unicorn meat tastes like on Walmart.com 

"14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat canned for your convenience Imported from a small independent cannery in County Meath Ireland Crunchy horn bits in every bite - an excellent source of Calcium Tastes like rotisserie chicken but with a hint of marshmallow sweetness Easily spreadable for sandwiches hors d'oeuvres and more Sparkly meat lends the unmistakable air of class and sophistication to your parties." 

I'm not sure who wrote that though.

I'm still planning a sneak attack to save the unicorns

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Re: Canned unicorns
« Reply #43 on: December 18, 2016, 07:35:53 PM »
At least some of that disgusting verbiage comes from the Think Geek site.  How did it get on Walmart, do they actually sell that?

At any rate, anything not beef, pork or fish must ALWAYS taste like chicken.

I wonder if there is a similar product in Unicornia with little cut-up plushes of us inside.

Make sure to bring me along for that sneak attack please.

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Re: Canned unicorns
« Reply #44 on: December 18, 2016, 09:14:19 PM »
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