Canned unicorns

[LunaMoonCustoms1212]

There's also an inflatable unicorn hat for cats!

[lostpony]

I had to look up what was really inside. It's a plushie unicorn.

Yes but how do they taste.

Don't forget unicorn farts being used to freshen bathrooms, now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqL4DRZ2EkA

It seems no unicorns are harmed in the making of Unicorn Gold....looks like quite the opposite...oh my.

Any link for the cat hat??

[piinkypiie]

Any one open then canned unicorn before? Wanna see the plushie

[lostpony]

Me too!

[Miniature Sheep]

Oh yes, I've seen the unicorn meat around before but the unicorn farts are news to me!

[Dragonflitter]

That unicorn-horn-for-cats is a product that's been around for a while. I've seen it for sale in stores with a joke products section for a few years now. It actually might be the original unicorn item that inspired the rest of this stuff. Funny story: I bought the unicorn-horn-for-cats and glued it to a headband to wear as part of my DJPON3 cosplay for pony conventions. Some people recognize it and laugh.

https://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-Inflatable-Unicorn-Horn-Cats/dp/B00BPMMQDG/

There's also a black one:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00CR42KGY/ref=s9_dcacsd_dcoop_bw_c_x_3_w

Despite being 'made for cats' they are definitely big enough for a person to wear, especially if they are cosplaying a MLP.

Post Merge: December 15, 2016, 06:13:17 AM

If you're looking for a pic of the dead unicorn plush, I found it here. Warning, it is... not exactly graphic, but not that cute either.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e5a7/

[LunaMoonCustoms1212]

^ yeah that's a good idea for a cosplay, all of the unicorn horns that I see are usually a lot more expensive then the cat one.

[HelloGoodbye]

My best friend gave me the Unicorn Meat can for Christmas last year as a joke gift hahaha  My computer has been poorly behaved lately, but I can try and upload a picture of the plush later for those who are curious unless someone else beats me to it!

[glitterball]

Too funny! 
The cotton candy is a new one on me!

[lostpony]

I love the pic on the cotton candy! which at least has something edible inside.

Dragonflitter that poor canned unicorn might not quite be graphic but it IS still awful! 

Could be used for a Frankenstein custom though, where you sew it together and hook it up to a lightening rod...

[Mareacooda]

Like, Eeeew.  Maybe it's actually chicken?  I guess unicorns are cloven hoofed so we can eat them right?  Where have they been raising these guys?  When I find out, I'm going to rustle some live ones up for myself.  Join my unicorn-rescue posse!

Upon your question not all Unicorn clove hooves; don't forgot Narwhale classified as Unicorn of sea then One horn Rhino that also call Unicorn so it really depends region and variety unicorn... 

[NovelNerd]

The meat has been around a long time, as others said it's a plush in pieces. Ages ago it used to have pictures showing what it looked like:

[lostpony]

The picture's right here, as supplied by Dragonflitter:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e5a7/

[Dragonflitter]

I also found 'dragon meat in a can' which is just a plush dragon's head with X's for eyes. At least with the unicorn we got the whole unicorn!

[piinkypiie]

poor unicorn in the can