You know you're a pony collector when ...

[Storybelle]

Knowing a fakie with barely even a glance. People have pointed ponies out to me and I've just been able to tell it's a fakie. 'But it looks like a pony to me!' 'You need your eyes checked. That's clearly not the same thing.'

[Tzan19]

You have ponies' decapitated heads, tails and bodies with their pony butts in the air scattered across your kitchen sink drainer drying and ponies wrapped in tin foil "sun bathing" on a semi permanent basis. 

[NigheanRuadh]

...when you see a fairly large dollhouse at the thrift store and think that it might make a nice pony display.

[lostpony]

People see your ponies and ask, "How many grandchildren do you have?"

This one.  Only for me it's questions about "kids"

Also not one thing on my eBay purchase history is anything but ponies for well over 6 months

[tebrighteyes]

The first thing you do on your trip around Europe is not consult trip adviser or Rick Steve's but see how many flea markets you can get to.

[Jorgito93]

People see your ponies and ask, "How many grandchildren do you have?"

This one.  Only for me it's questions about "kids"

Also not one thing on my eBay purchase history is anything but ponies for well over 6 months

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For me it would be more like "i didn't know you had siblings" but it's the same 

[Sugarberry]

When your family looks at twenty of the same character pony and you have to explain that each and every one are indeed different, because of country, patents, hair or eye color, symbols, rows of hair, releases...

[NigheanRuadh]

...the first site that comes up on your Google homepage is My Little Wiki (and Strawberry Reef and Etherella are also on your homepage).

[Jorgito93]

...the first site that comes up on your Google homepage is My Little Wiki (and Strawberry Reef and Etherella are also on your homepage).

Oh, i'm not a pony collector then, it's only 7th for me.But the arena is first.

[NigheanRuadh]

...the first site that comes up on your Google homepage is My Little Wiki (and Strawberry Reef and Etherella are also on your homepage).

Oh, i'm not a pony collector then, it's only 7th for me.But the arena is first.

That counts.    I just have a tab for the Arena open all the time, so I'm never navigating to it. 

[Pinkie-kitty]

I got a few...
when you get more toys for Christmas than your ten year old niece 
when the cashiers ask me how many daughters I have and how old they are.
when you're on a first name basis with every employee at Toys R Us.
 

[lunar_scythe]

When you have a pony head in your collection...not the whole pony, but a head that was in a lot.
Oh, and when the ponies have their own room or shed.

[lovesbabysquirmy]

Everytime you re-arrange or clean out a room,you find another box of ponies....

[Sparkle Pony]

When you cringe as someone picks up your ponies and puts them back with the hair slightly disheveled.

[Mermaid]

When you can curl/style/braid hair better than most girls...