(Game) King of the Hill!

[Eviecorn]

No, this is not a thread about the show, as awesome as it is. 

Objective:

The first person to post is the king of the hill.  Your mission is to knock him/her off the pedestal in creative ways.  Want to take 'em down with a potato gun?  A swarm of angry bees?  A tidal wave?  Fakies?  A noxious fart even?  Doesn't matter.  You just have to be creative.

Rules:
-You are the new king when you have knocked the last person to post off the hill.  The next person will be knocking you off.
-Post format should be something like "I knock (insert username here) off by ____________."  You can vary upon that model, but you must use the person's username.
-Keep it fun and light hearted.  It's just a game. 
-You cannot go again until at least 3 more people have played.

So, since I started it, I rule at the moment.  Hit me with your best shot. 

[kaoskat]

I knock Eviecorn off by chasing him with fingernails scraping a chalkboard!

[Ionn]

I don earplugs & take down kaoskat with a Party Cannon. Haha!

[michelle53]

I take down Ionn with a swarm of dancing Carlton's.

I'm the king of the hill!!!

[kamakazee82]

I take down Michelle53 with a well shaken bottle of Mountain Dew .. how appropo, no? lol

*hands over a washcloth and does the Carlton for a horrible victory dance*

[banditpony]

*puts a banana on the hill and watches kamakazee tumble down the hill after slipping during the victory dance*

*mildly sits on the hill* D: I always hated this game.

[Eviecorn]

I remove Banditpony from the summit by summoning my battle condor, Perseus, to swoop down and carry her off to Detroit.  He lets out a mighty, ear-piercing call to warn all would-be dissidents.  Huzzah.