Believe me, the stuff fans come up with is better than most of Hasbro's "real" 80s ships.
Heart Throb + (human) Prince Charming!
Wigwam + . . . a corn dolly (in the comics)
Quarterback + . . . an elf!
The elf's big appeal, BTW, was that she could jump up and down a hundred times without stopping. Quarterback was VERY IMPRESSED by this feat.
BAHAHA I literally laughed out loud when I read the elf bit xD