What do you call a cow with no legs?

[Wardah]

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no legs.
Bob.

What is a good name for a no legged dog?
Cigarette because you take it out for a drag.

[NumiTuziNeru]

What's the difference between an elephant and a post box?


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whelp. definitely not sending you to post a letter anytime soon.

[ViciousJupiter]

Lol!  These are allllll awsome!   <3 silly jokes so much!


And my Hubby's contribution:

What do you call Spectra's snot?


Boo!-gers

[creampuf]

How do you make a handkerchief dance?

Put a little boogey in it ^_^

[NumiTuziNeru]

So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says, “Aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says, “Yes.”

[ZennaBug]

Just asked my kids for some inspiration, heres what they came up with, lol

Whats Pink and fluffy?
Pink Fluff.

Whats Blue and fluffy?
Pink fluff holding its breath.

What do you call a woman with one leg?
Ilene

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, sitting on your front porch?
Matt

Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
coz he was caught with seaweed.

A magician was driving down the road...then he turned into a driveway!

what do you call a fish with no eyes?
a fsh.

[Buddafly]

How do you make a handkerchief dance?

Put a little boogey in it ^_^

haha.... I was gonna post that one!


how do you look for ronald mcdonald at a nude beach?

look for the sesame see buns!


why was 6 afraid of 7?

because 7 ate 9! (7-8-9)


a duck walks into a bar.  he asks the bartender - got any grapes?  the bartender says no, so the duck leaves.  a few minutes later the duck walks back in and asks the bartender - got any grapes?  again, the bartender says no, so the duck walks back out.  not even 5 minutes later the duck walks back in again, and asks the bartender the same question - got any grapes?  this time the bartender shouts - NO, AND IF YOU ASK ME ONE MORE TIME, I WILL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS BAR!  the duck quietly walks out.  about 30 minutes passes and the duck walks back in... comes up to the bartender and asks - got any nails?  the bartender says - no.


the duck goes - got any grapes?

(lol... this used to make me laugh so hard as a child.  smart ass duck)

[Repulsive333]

OMG THAT DUCK JOKE BUDDAFLY!!! LOL LOL


Who gets sent to Heck?




People that don't believe in Gosh!
LOL

[Pinkie21]

Did you hear the one about the toilet?
 - Nevermind.  It's too dirty.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?
  - It was a little horse

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
  -Good food.  No atmosphere.

[Saja]

why was 6 afraid of 7, coz 789 brings back childhood memories! That was a well used joke! lol

[cuddlebuggy]

My fave when I was 5: What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbits hole? Hot cross bunnies!

[Wardah]

A girl married a Spanish man and went to Spain
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She can't speak Spanish
Each time she wanted to buy Chicken Drumsticks at the market,
she would lift her skirt and show her thighs to so the seller would understand her.

One day she wanted to buy Bananas, she took her husband to shop.
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Because he speaks Spanish. What did you think I was gonna say?

[Saja]

ROFL.

[Marlin]

Did you hear about the latest pirate movie??


It's rated ARRRRRRRRR!!!!








Did you hear the latest bird joke?


It's a quacker!!!

[Fezzy]

Did you hear the one about the butter?
You'd only spread it

Did you hear the one about the very high wall?
You'd never get over it

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