collapse

* Navigation

* User Info

 
 
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

* Who's Online

« previous next »
Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 5   Go Down

Author Topic: What do you call a cow with no legs?  (Read 15036 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline ViciousJupiter

  • Trade Count: (+167)
  • Sweet Scoops Pony w/Charm
  • *****
  • Posts: 2254
  • Gender: Female
  • OOooOO Shiney!
    • View Profile
    • Vicious Studios
What do you call a cow with no legs?
« on: January 25, 2012, 12:43:03 PM »
Ground Beef! ... get it *snickers*






I love corny jokes, share a few with me!
Logged
~Feel free to remind me to leave you feedback!  I'm forgetful!~

Offline Eskara1862

  • Classifieds
  • Trade Count: (+172)
  • Mommy & Baby Pony
  • ****
  • Posts: 1655
  • Gender: Female
  • Fern Fiend
    • View Profile
    • The New Gray Mare
Re: What do you call a cow with no legs?
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2012, 12:50:17 PM »
I used to be an Awana teacher for the Cubbies.  Awana being a church program that was held on Wednesday nights and Cubbies being the group of kids aged 3 and 4, for those of you who may not know.  One of my students, age 3, told me the following:

A mushroom walks into a bar and sees a pretty lady.  He asks her to go out with him and she said no.  So, the mushroom  asks, "Why not?  I'm a Fungi!"(Fun-guy)

That three year old said this joke with the straightest face and told it so seriously, you'd have sworn she knew what she was saying!
Logged

creampuf

  • Guest
  • Trade Count: (0)
Re: What do you call a cow with no legs?
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2012, 01:08:29 PM »
What's invisible and smells like carrots?


Bunny Farts!
Logged

Offline ViciousJupiter

  • Trade Count: (+167)
  • Sweet Scoops Pony w/Charm
  • *****
  • Posts: 2254
  • Gender: Female
  • OOooOO Shiney!
    • View Profile
    • Vicious Studios
Re: What do you call a cow with no legs?
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2012, 01:11:08 PM »
LOL you made me gigglesnort!
Logged
~Feel free to remind me to leave you feedback!  I'm forgetful!~

Offline Rachel-Eyes

  • Trade Count: (+22)
  • G3 Prototype Pony
  • *****
  • Posts: 2589
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
Re: What do you call a cow with no legs?
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2012, 01:58:25 PM »
I'm currently looking for some Beatles soap. You throw it in the bathtub and watch the ring-go.
Logged

Offline kittybethy

  • Trade Count: (+266)
  • MIB Licensing Show Pinkie Pie
  • ******
  • Posts: 13201
  • Gender: Female
  • Life is way to precious to spend it being cool!
    • View Profile
Re: What do you call a cow with no legs?
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2012, 02:46:07 PM »
Cute stuff! LOL!
Logged

Offline Kiwi

  • Hippity Hoppity Site Admin
  • Trade Count: (+20)
  • MIB Licensing Show Pinkie Pie
  • ******
  • Posts: 10347
  • Gender: Female
  • ~ Squeewi ~
    • View Profile
    • Kiwi's Paradise
Re: What do you call a cow with no legs?
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2012, 03:06:59 PM »
What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.
Logged
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
 Kiwi ref sheet :bunny: *BUNNIES* :bunny: Avatar: Thank you SDS!

Offline BlackCurtains

  • Mad Scientist
  • Moderator
  • Trade Count: (+69)
  • MIB Licensing Show Pinkie Pie
  • ***
  • Posts: 10824
  • Orange ponies are the best.
    • View Profile
    • BlackCurtains Crafts
Re: What do you call a cow with no legs?
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2012, 03:12:44 PM »
A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a rum and diet................ coke.

Bartender asks, "Why the long pause?"

Bear says, "I don't know, but I've had them all my life."

 :lol:
Logged
visitors can't see pics , please register or login

Belltock Raincurl
Commissions are Closed
Avatar and sig by Mione (offsite)

Offline kaoskat

  • Trade Count: (+224)
  • Thailand Tornado Mountain Boy
  • ******
  • Posts: 22270
  • Gender: Female
  • Happy & Odd OT & Customs Mod
    • View Profile
    • kaoskat's Customs FB page
Re: What do you call a cow with no legs?
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2012, 03:14:56 PM »
LOL You guys are silly!
Logged
visitors can't see pics , please register or login

kaoskat's Customs FB Page, please like!Commissions open & custom trades OPEN!
kaoskat's Sales :hamster::hamster::hamster::hamster::hamster::hamster::hamster::hamster::hamster::hamster:

Offline bewilderness

  • Classifieds
  • Trade Count: (+79)
  • Sweet Scoops Pony w/Charm
  • *****
  • Posts: 2143
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Re: What do you call a cow with no legs?
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2012, 03:16:57 PM »
Why didn't the skeleton go to the prom?

Because he didn't have any body to dance with.
Logged

PandoraFox

  • Guest
  • Trade Count: (0)
Re: What do you call a cow with no legs?
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2012, 04:43:08 PM »
What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.
Logged

Offline Oneleo1

  • sounds like oreo
  • Trade Count: (+259)
  • MOC Mimic
  • *****
  • Posts: 4998
    • View Profile
    • E-crater Oneleo1
Re: What do you call a cow with no legs?
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2012, 04:56:28 PM »
I have a US State joke for you....

What did Tenna see (Tennessee)?

What Arkan saw(Arkansas pronounced Arkansaw)!
Logged
Man who wear lampshade on head is bright!

*** Want List *** My Trade/Sale Page *** Rehairs & Deflock Services available. PM me for details :)
visitors can't see pics , please register or login

Offline ViciousJupiter

  • Trade Count: (+167)
  • Sweet Scoops Pony w/Charm
  • *****
  • Posts: 2254
  • Gender: Female
  • OOooOO Shiney!
    • View Profile
    • Vicious Studios
Re: What do you call a cow with no legs?
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2012, 05:28:40 PM »
Quote from: bewilderness on January 25, 2012, 03:16:57 PM
Why didn't the skeleton go to the prom?

Because he didn't have any body to dance with.

Rofl! 


I love all the jokes guys keep em coming.  I'm quite entertained <3
Logged
~Feel free to remind me to leave you feedback!  I'm forgetful!~

creampuf

  • Guest
  • Trade Count: (0)
Re: What do you call a cow with no legs?
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2012, 06:17:40 PM »
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?


Make me one with everything ^_^


(hope that didn't offend any practicing Buddhists)
Logged

Offline Eviecorn

  • Chancellor Pudding Hat
  • Trade Count: (+38)
  • G3 Rosey Pony
  • *****
  • Posts: 9040
  • Gender: Male
  • Mister, would you please help my pony?
    • View Profile
    • Do-San-Ko Customs on Facebook
Re: What do you call a cow with no legs?
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2012, 07:02:58 PM »
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillowcases?  They're making headlines.
Logged

visitors can't see pics , please register or login

:glitter: :taco:  Throw caution to the wind and fart on it. :taco: :glitter:
Art commissions!
Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 5   Go Up
« previous next »
 
SimplePortal 2.3.5 © 2008-2012, SimplePortal